This was Written By a Tree

Google sucks, sometimes.

This is written by a the vertebrae

The United States of America is the greatest country of all time. Our history makes us great. Our generosity and good will towards all men has made us the most beautiful nation. Our international aggregation of all walks of life has showed the world that all people of the world can live together justly, peacefully, and prosperously. I hope this Christmas that we as a country do not lose sight of what has truly made us a great nation during the past 69 years. No war in history has been worth having, but WWII, Korea, Vietnam, and the Islamic Wars united different types of Americans and they've been friends ever since.

God Bless Hitler!

This is written by a stoner with throat cancer.

This younger generation reads more than any other kin prior. Reading is simply the understanding of symbols in relation to their meanings. Text is both inhaled and manipulated by the minds and digits of the majority of those under thirty at a greater amount than any other moment in history. At any time of the day, even of the most casual moments, we are being besieged by information.

This is the most literate generation. We have created more original prose than any generation prior. What is out there today is probably of better quality than what was out there before, it's just so hard to find. The prose are the stories of millions of Americans written out daily through cell phones. There exists an intricate record of the millions of social webs, a perfect record of millions of going-ons. It's mind boggling, the possible task of having sorting all this shit out! Luckily that's not my job.

My job is to keep the world safe from assholes, liars, crooks, and murderers. My methods are completely peaceful but they are powerful. My goal is to uncover the workings of society at large and to expose it.

This is being written by a stoner with throat cancer.

Free the cancer cell!